Chart Humorist Gifts

Why graphs are confusing

Voice Note Content

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"The Eggsorcist"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"What other tricks does he need?"

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

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Elevator Music

The Phantom Of The Garden

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Guitar pickin'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Rap-scallions

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Double Saxophone

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Drunken singers in a public house

Edward Elgar.