Pie Chart Humorist Prints

"What the teacher didn't tell you is that owning 51% of the pie is as goo as owning the whole pie."

Why Cows Leave Home

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Elevator Music

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Bell Curve. Bell Curve after a few beers.

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Pie chart of pub conversations

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

Paul exhibits a classic symptom of Attention-Surplus Disorder.

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Why graphs are confusing

'You'll be happy to know there's nothing wrong with you. That will be four thousand, three hundred and eighty two dollars.'

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

'Does grandma still outrank you?'

'...with a 38% chance that death do us part.'

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'Is this seat saved?' Fundamentalism Gone Awry.

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Quartet in the snow.