Pickle Punk Gifts

Sauces & Pickles

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"They look like pickles."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Vivienne Westwood

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

World Hunger Conference.

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Jar wars

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Original punks go to reunion

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

Holier Than Thou

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

Hold The Pickles

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

Opera Pickleball

You gonna eat your pickle?

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."

'You gonna eat that pickle?'