Print Punk Gifts

'I'm wearing those me print panties you like.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Vivienne Westwood

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Punkins

"Nice haircut."

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Punk Rock?'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Cybergoth.

Disease-y Top

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Australian punk

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

Original punks go to reunion

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Chippunks

Ian Dury

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

Punk Angel