Pen-and-paper Punk Gifts

'My new book is a perfect fit for 'Austerity Britain', it's incredibly cheap...but you do have to write it yourself.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

Punk Reindeer

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"Nice haircut."

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Punkins

Vivienne Westwood

'Punk Rock?'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I'm putting you on country music."

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

Disease-y Top

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Graffitti.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Editor. Short. Sweet.

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Chippunks

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Australian punk