Photo Restorer Gifts

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Fumes from furniture

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"He's a hunter-gatherer-tinkerer-fixer-upper-restorer-reseller."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

Cleaner cleaning up the paintings in a gallery.

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

"It's better digitally enhanced."

Salvage Hunters

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

"I investigated your husband, Mrs Adams. He isn't cheating on you. In fact, I'm your husband. We've just really lost touch recently."

"I told you she'd had some work done."

Farmer using a photo editing program

Royal Pic Photoshop

'I think it's called Photoshop.'

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

Painting Mona Lisa.

The Death of Chatterton - After Restoration

Ew, I look terrible! Take one more!

'Oh well, there's always Photoshop!'

"Dieting was way too difficult! It was much easier to Photoshop my beach photos."