Photo Restorer Pillows

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

Fumes from furniture

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

Cleaner cleaning up the paintings in a gallery.

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

Farmer using a photo editing program

Royal Pic Photoshop

"I told you she'd had some work done."

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

"It's better digitally enhanced."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

Painting Mona Lisa.

The Death of Chatterton - After Restoration

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"Dieting was way too difficult! It was much easier to Photoshop my beach photos."

'Oh well, there's always Photoshop!'