Phonetics Gifts

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

'The alphabet in alphabetical order

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

If nobody had invented graphics

Dialogue

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Filet minion

She - Interpreter - He.

"Walt Disney on ice."

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Woman on the phone.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Happy Birthday!"

Signing the declaration of independence.