Animations Gifts

"Lay off the spinach."

"I'm bipolar."

"Tell us how the big guy REALLY finances this free toy give away scam and we might be willing to cut a deal."

"So, I've heard that one of your scouts has found a sugar stash!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

If nobody had invented graphics

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Walt Disney on ice."

Filet minion

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Happy Birthday!"

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Octopus on Keys.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'