Animating Gifts

'Feeding Frenzy at my place on Sunday: It's my birthday...'

"I don’t get it – I’ve never even seen ‘mail.’"

Asap's Fables.

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

If nobody had invented graphics

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Filet minion

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Walt Disney on ice."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Happy Birthday!"

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Octopus on Keys.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'