Animating Gifts

'Feeding Frenzy at my place on Sunday: It's my birthday...'

"I don’t get it – I’ve never even seen ‘mail.’"

Asap's Fables.

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

If nobody had invented graphics

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

"Walt Disney on ice."

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Filet minion

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

"Happy Birthday!"

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Octopus on Keys.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'The penguin is upset...'

"Disney will flip!"

What's the insect de jour?