Phonetics Professor Gifts

Looking for a gift for your phonetics professor? Celebrate their love of language with our thoughtfully designed items that bring a smile. From mugs to prints, find a humorous nod to their expertise in speech science that they'll cherish and find amusing.

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Phonetic Man

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'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.' mockup

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

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'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.' mockup

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

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"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails." mockup

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

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'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!' mockup

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

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"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper." mockup

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

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The best PE teacher in the World. mockup

The best PE teacher in the World.

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"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?" mockup

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

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"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me." mockup

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

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'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.' mockup

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

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Newton's Cradle Solar System

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Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner mockup

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

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Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul mockup

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

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"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!" mockup

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

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'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.' mockup

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

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Intellectual Property

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"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing." mockup

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

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Sharing the Bed with Zeno

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'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.' mockup

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

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' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.' mockup

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

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'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...' mockup

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

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'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.' mockup

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

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"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state." mockup

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

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'Cheer up, you may be last in gym, but you're first in mental arithmetic...'

'Cheer up, you may be last in gym, but you're first in mental arithmetic...' mockup

'Cheer up, you may be last in gym, but you're first in mental arithmetic...'

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'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.' mockup

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

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"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home." mockup

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

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"Studying friction is a real drag." mockup

"Studying friction is a real drag."

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'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.' mockup

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

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"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?" mockup

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

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"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.' mockup

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

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Antonin Scalia

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Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass mockup

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

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Holder Ooopsie

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Phonetics Professor Gifts Collection

Phonetics Professor Mugs

Explore our collection of phonetics-themed mugs for a humorous and personal touch to your professor’s coffee break.

Phonetics Professor Pillows

Find comfortable pillows with phonetics-inspired designs, great for adding a humorous touch to any linguist’s living space.

Phonetics Professor Prints

Browse our phonetics prints that combine art and science, offering humorous and stylish decor for language lovers.

Phonetics Professor T-Shirts

Discover witty phonetic pun t-shirts that make perfect gifts for linguistics aficionados and speech science enthusiasts.