Phonetician Gifts

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

Marimba

I love my Timpani

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Jazz is Invented

"The Just Me Band"

Timpani.

Woman on the phone.

Ginger Baker.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

I love Marimba

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"The guy's a natural!"

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

Vasiliy Lebedev-Kumach

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

Whack a Marimba

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

Levon Helm

Candles on Drum

Phonetic Man

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

Gawk

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

The battle of the pianos.

Ralph Vaughan Williams

The Triangle

I'm leaving the band in order to pursue a solo career.