Phonetician T-Shirts

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

Marimba

I love my Timpani

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Jazz is Invented

"The Just Me Band"

Timpani.

Woman on the phone.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

I love Marimba

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"The guy's a natural!"

Vasiliy Lebedev-Kumach

Whack a Marimba

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

Candles on Drum

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

The battle of the pianos.

Gawk

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

Levon Helm

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

Phonetic Man

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

The Triangle

Ralph Vaughan Williams

Musician hurts his nose.