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' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

A Symphony of Penguins

Rhapsody in Blue.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Felix Mendelssohn

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Drummer

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Frederic Chopin

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

'Take me to you lieder.'

Edvard Grieg

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

'My love is like a red red rose...'

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

Serenading

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Angel Music

Robert Schumann

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'