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' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

A Symphony of Penguins

Felix Mendelssohn

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Drummer

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Frederic Chopin

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'Take me to you lieder.'

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Edvard Grieg

Angel Music

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Serenading

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

Robert Schumann

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Sergei Taneyev