Symphonic Music T-Shirts

Hillbilly Symphony.

Louis Antoine Jullien

A Symphony of Penguins

Felix Mendelssohn

Frederic Chopin

Drummer

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Edward Elgar.

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

Giuseppe Verdi

Cesar Franck

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"Ding" "Dong"

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

Edvard Grieg.

Double bass in space

'I think he is a composer.'

James Levine

Aleksandr Skiabin

Anton Bruckner.

Giacomo Antonio Domenico Michele Secondo Maria Puccini

Peter Tchaikovsky.

Cat symphony conductor

Ralph Vaughan Williams

Rainbow violin surfers

Silent music

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

Franz Joseph Haydn

Anton Rubinstein

There was a difference of opinion on how to play the second movement.

Edward Elgar

"Where've you been Haydn?"

Fritz Kreisler.

Carl Maria Friedrich Erust von Weber

Ludwig van Beethoven