Symphonist T-Shirts

Ralph Vaughan Williams

A Symphony of Penguins

A Fairytale Update

Felix Mendelssohn

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Radiator jazz player

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Drummer

Frederic Chopin

Six jazz instruments.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Double Saxophone

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"No, son. Let him finish."

Cesar Franck

Giuseppe Verdi

Red hot little combo

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

'...and on Bass...'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

Musical Pipe

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

"I fell I have a great novel me."

Edvard Grieg.

Man playing bum-note.

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

James Levine

Anton Bruckner.

Peter Tchaikovsky.

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter