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One man band

A Symphony of Penguins

Felix Mendelssohn

A Fairytale Update

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Radiator jazz player

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Frederic Chopin

Drummer

Six jazz instruments.

"Yes, I'm alone."

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Double Saxophone

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Giuseppe Verdi

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"No, son. Let him finish."

Cesar Franck

Red hot little combo

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

'...and on Bass...'

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Musical Pipe

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"I fell I have a great novel me."

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

Edvard Grieg.

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

'I think he is a composer.'

Man playing bum-note.

James Levine

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.