Phonetics Pillows

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

'The alphabet in alphabetical order

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

If nobody had invented graphics

Dialogue

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Walt Disney on ice."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Filet minion

She - Interpreter - He.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Woman on the phone.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Happy Birthday!"

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'