Phonetics Fanatic Pillows

'These are very impressive credentials, Ms Smythe. The question remains: can you do a glottal stop?'

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

The Worm Charmer

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"I've just invented the question mark."

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

Three Ladies

Dept. of History. This term paper doens't have any footnotes at all! I'm suffering from citer's block!

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Team Flute

Punctuation Karaoke Night

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

"How did this comma get in with all the pieces?"

'And I thought I went on and on...'

Little Richard

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

Three people playing on the same flute.

N't. Dear, we're commas. Get down here before you get hurt.

Smile??? I'm pregnant.

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

'She's got a speech impediment.'

Whack a Marimba

Ohm sweet Ohm

Conducting the Orchestra on the TV

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

Punctuation Weather

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

Phonetic Man

"If it's all the same to you, I'll convert the text to lower-case and remove all the exclamation marks."

Apostrophe, Aopstropher, Apostrothem.