Phonetics Fanatic Pillows

'These are very impressive credentials, Ms Smythe. The question remains: can you do a glottal stop?'

The Worm Charmer

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"I've just invented the question mark."

Three Ladies

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Team Flute

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Punctuation Karaoke Night

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

"How did this comma get in with all the pieces?"

Three people playing on the same flute.

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

Whack a Marimba

'She's got a speech impediment.'

Ohm sweet Ohm

Phonetic Man

Punctuation Weather

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

Conducting the Orchestra on the TV

Apostrophe, Aopstropher, Apostrothem.

"If it's all the same to you, I'll convert the text to lower-case and remove all the exclamation marks."