Phoneme Fanatic Pillows

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Punk Reindeer

"Check out this new store."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

When a speaker says '...to make a long story short,' you've already been there 3 hours.

Volcaniax

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

Music for car stereos

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

The Eternal Question

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

Gangsta wrap.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman but, hang on a minute, I'm pretty sure I have the heart and stomach of a king, too..."

Man-mobile

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

'Heel.'

"Turn down the bass."

Robert Burns

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

Guitar.