'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'
Phoneme Fanatic Gifts
Looking for a gift for your phoneme fanatic? Our collection features witty and playful items that celebrate the joy of sounds and speech. From mugs to wall art, delight the language lover in your life with creative designs that highlight their passion for phonetics and wordplay. Whether they're a linguistics student, a teacher, or just someone who loves clever language jokes, these products are sure to amuse and inspire.
Cimafunk
'Why can't we have a texting bee?'
Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary
'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'
"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."
Punk Reindeer
Jeff Tweedy caricature.
"Check out this new store."
"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"
'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'
Dept. of History. This term paper doens't have any footnotes at all! I'm suffering from citer's block!
Volcaniax
"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."
Robbie Williams
When a speaker says '...to make a long story short,' you've already been there 3 hours.
"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."
"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."
'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'
Music for car stereos
New hyper-realistic Star Trek
'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'
The Eternal Question
Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone
Gangsta wrap.
"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."
"I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman but, hang on a minute, I'm pretty sure I have the heart and stomach of a king, too..."
'Heel.'
"Turn down the bass."
1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.
"Hi! I'm on the tree!"
Robert Burns
Man-mobile
Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.
Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.
Phoneme Fanatic Gifts Collection
Phoneme Fanatic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for phoneme fanatics—each one humorously celebrates speech sounds and linguistic quirks.
Phoneme Fanatic Pillows
Find cozy pillows for phoneme enthusiasts, decorated with clever language-themed humor that adds personality to any living space.
Phoneme Fanatic Prints
Discover art prints that celebrate phonetics and speech sounds—ideal for decoration and sparking conversation about language.
Phoneme Fanatic T-Shirts
Check out our T-shirts for language lovers, featuring witty designs that highlight the charm of phonetics and wordplay.