Phone Screen Gluer Gifts

"Now that was a satisfying tweet!"

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

The Communicator

Overworked

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

Super glue . . .

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

'Take a message...'

Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence. We received a communication fro Alpha Centauri, but it appears they just pocket dialed us.

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

Woman holding two phones together.

ACME Adhesive Corp.

"Our clients like their accountants to use their 'imagination', but most would still prefer their returns in a spreadsheet."

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

Multitasking.

"Gotta go."

That's right, dear, our ancestors had tails.

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

"Okay, so it may not be the spectacular medical breakthrough that we had been hoping for, but we have discovered a fabulous new glue."

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

"Actually, Mother, this is a bad time ..."

Hansen's Glue-All Multi-Purpose Glue