Phone Screen Gluer Pillows

"Now that was a satisfying tweet!"

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Overworked

The Communicator

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

Super glue . . .

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'Take a message...'

Woman holding two phones together.

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

Multitasking.

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

"Gotta go."

ACME Adhesive Corp.

"Our clients like their accountants to use their 'imagination', but most would still prefer their returns in a spreadsheet."

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

"Okay, so it may not be the spectacular medical breakthrough that we had been hoping for, but we have discovered a fabulous new glue."

Hansen's Glue-All Multi-Purpose Glue

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

"Actually, Mother, this is a bad time ..."