Glue Pillows

Finally, lipstick that sticks. (Crazy glue).

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

GLOO!

Super glue . . .

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

'I tell you, Angela, there's no sight sadder than a desperate adhesives salesman...'

'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

It says he invented super glue.

I love Pottery.

Office Hazing

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

Dueling Glue Guns: Glue unto Others as you would have them glue unto you.

'This little baby allows you to automatically block halftime shows.'

"Our open office promotes the interchange of ideas… except they're not about work."

ACME Adhesive Corp.

"Okay, so it may not be the spectacular medical breakthrough that we had been hoping for, but we have discovered a fabulous new glue."

"Can't beat that super glue for sticking power, huh?"

Afternoon crafts

'Want to watch the Father-Son talk greatest hits?'

Frank & Ernie's Fix-it Shop. Things to glue today.

Hansen's Glue-All Multi-Purpose Glue

'This is pretty good to prevent your money from slipping through your fingers!'

It says he invented super glue …