Glue Pillows

Finally, lipstick that sticks. (Crazy glue).

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Super glue . . .

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

GLOO!

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

I love Pottery.

Office Hazing

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

"Our open office promotes the interchange of ideas… except they're not about work."

Dueling Glue Guns: Glue unto Others as you would have them glue unto you.

ACME Adhesive Corp.

'This little baby allows you to automatically block halftime shows.'

"Okay, so it may not be the spectacular medical breakthrough that we had been hoping for, but we have discovered a fabulous new glue."

Afternoon crafts

Hansen's Glue-All Multi-Purpose Glue

'Want to watch the Father-Son talk greatest hits?'

'This is pretty good to prevent your money from slipping through your fingers!'

"I think he's the guy that invented glue."