Screen Glarer Pillows

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

The Googler

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Don't open me, you fool!"

100 best beheadings

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Technology and literature

Spooning

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."

Better Living Through Technology

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

"Is there any way we could describe this bit of old tart that would make a Russian oligarch pay £2 million for it?"

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

I win...you blinked.

Stop Staring at Me!

RAISED BY PHONES

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"