Screen Glarer Gifts

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

The Googler

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Don't open me, you fool!"

100 best beheadings

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Technology and literature

Spooning

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

Better Living Through Technology

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

I win...you blinked.

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Stop Staring at Me!

RAISED BY PHONES

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

"Is there any way we could describe this bit of old tart that would make a Russian oligarch pay £2 million for it?"

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."