Phone Gazer Gifts

Watch where you're going

'He spends all day staring at his phone.'

"You haven't looked at me in over 10 minutes. Have I done something to offend you?"

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

The Googler

'Now that's an afro!'

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

Emergency exit into Space

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'I'll take it!'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'