Puppy Gazer Gifts

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"What's all this?"

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

'Quick! Take a picture!'

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

The Secret Life of Pugs

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

"He loves to give autographs!"

'No, I said 'sit'.'

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

"Just pay attention and you might learn a few new tricks."

The nice thing about dogs is they're always satisfied with a pat answer.

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Pet Shelter. If you can't decide which dog to adopt, try taking one for a walk. Leash to own!

"He's still upset about that internet video you posted about him and that stuffed rabbit!"

'Feed the homeless' - 'I'm a cute puppy'

Smile!

"You spoil that dog!"

'Looks like your pet is a cat burglar, I see he stole your heart.'

'Hopefully, I'll grow into the job.'

The presentation was going well. The board were polite and attentive but deep down Raymond knew that they were thinking: "What does this guy know about the futures market? He's just a young pup."

'How should I know? Maybe their cat died.'

A couple deciding whether to enter their puppy into a dog show

Man films uses phone camera. Woman says: 'I fail to see how filming the cat makes you a citizen journalist.'