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'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"What's all this?"

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

The Secret Life of Pugs

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

'No, I said 'sit'.'

"He loves to give autographs!"

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

"Just pay attention and you might learn a few new tricks."

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"He's still upset about that internet video you posted about him and that stuffed rabbit!"

'Feed the homeless' - 'I'm a cute puppy'

Smile!

'Looks like your pet is a cat burglar, I see he stole your heart.'

"You spoil that dog!"

Walking The Dog.

The presentation was going well. The board were polite and attentive but deep down Raymond knew that they were thinking: "What does this guy know about the futures market? He's just a young pup."

'My Dad will like you - He's in charge of the monkey house at the zoo!'

'Hopefully, I'll grow into the job.'

'How should I know? Maybe their cat died.'

A couple deciding whether to enter their puppy into a dog show