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'It does my heart good to see them get out oft heir penthouses and into the fresh air.'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"What's all this?"

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

'Who's best friend are you?'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

Parrot annoying dog.

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

We decided that a puppy would be good practice before having a baby.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'The date was going well... until Lenny decided to eat his own vomit.'

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

'Sometimes he seems almost human, but he's very good at being a dog.'

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

Junk Mail.

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

"Like heck I'm doing downward dog."

'Welcome home, Tiddles...'

"They know me here."

Cat Yoga.

"Actually, it was an excellent year for bottom feeders."

Pet Shelter. If you can't decide which dog to adopt, try taking one for a walk. Leash to own!

"We've got to get him some bones...this is the third TV remote Lucky's buried this week!"