Puppy Play Observers Gifts

'It does my heart good to see them get out oft heir penthouses and into the fresh air.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"What's all this?"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

'Who's best friend are you?'

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Parrot annoying dog.

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

'The date was going well... until Lenny decided to eat his own vomit.'

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

'Sometimes he seems almost human, but he's very good at being a dog.'

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'Welcome home, Tiddles...'

"Actually, it was an excellent year for bottom feeders."

"They know me here."

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

"Like heck I'm doing downward dog."