Pet Mimicry Observer Gifts

"You're not funny."

Football Chameleon

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

The life of penguins.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

The revenge of Russell

"Teach me not to care."

Hyenas as Pets

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"Bad dog!"

'Good book?'

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

"I think she's really into you."

"I'm liking it already!"

Parrot annoying dog.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Spider watching his web cam.