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"You're not funny."

Football Chameleon

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

The life of penguins.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"Teach me not to care."

The revenge of Russell

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Hyenas as Pets

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"Bad dog!"

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

'Good book?'

"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

"I'm liking it already!"

Spider watching his web cam.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Parrot annoying dog.