Pet Mimicry Buff Gifts

"Has anyone ever mentioned……" "Yes."

Football Chameleon

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

"He does impressions too!"

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

Joe was so poor, his dog was a tumbleweed.

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

Wiener Dog Meets a Hot Dog Wiener

New born chick imitates a turtle with it's shell.

The Trouble With Cloning

'Buerrk! Buck, buck, buck...'

"Nice talking to you."

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

'He's a sheep dog.'

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

"Ha, ha! He thinks he's a person!"

"He loves her, but he's not in love with her."

'Harry has laryngitis.'

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'

'You'll just have to make do until I can find your boot size.'

"You're not funny."