Pet Mimicry Buff Gifts

"Has anyone ever mentioned……" "Yes."

Football Chameleon

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

"He does impressions too!"

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

Joe was so poor, his dog was a tumbleweed.

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

Wiener Dog Meets a Hot Dog Wiener

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

New born chick imitates a turtle with it's shell.

The Trouble With Cloning

'Buerrk! Buck, buck, buck...'

"Nice talking to you."

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

'Harry has laryngitis.'

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

"Ha, ha! He thinks he's a person!"

"He loves her, but he's not in love with her."

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'

'You'll just have to make do until I can find your boot size.'

"You're not funny."

'After this event, I want him tested. Blood, urine, DNA - the works. Look for anything unusual.'