Phone Plan Puzzler Pillows

"The phrase 'expect the unexpected' must have originated with someone trying to decipher their cell phone bill."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"Tap anywhere to begin."

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"This plan gives you unlimited talk, hex and data."

"They're both in telemarketing."

'Take a message...'

"Sure, he's ascended to a god-like state. But from what I hear, he's still on his family's cell phone plan."

Listenin' in

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

'Why Mr. Root, I had no idea you were not happy with your work here at crisis services!'

'But it's impossible for me to drive without a phone in my ear!'

'Kids are sure different nowadays. It takes a phone instead of a pacifier to keep them quiet."

'Emergency - put me through to the yoga club immediately!'

"Go ahead, I can listen and text."

Frantically overworked telephone receptionist getting severly stressed

'We're never going to get any sleep at night until you hire a call screener!'

Snobscene phone call

'When my smart phone rate increases, I think of it as giving my personal assistant a raise.'

'You're breaking up.'

'Some place muddy.'

Man and his phone both snoring.

"I have to take this call."

"If it's such a 'smart' phone why do I keep exceeding my minutes?"

'I'm calling now because I don't always have anytime minutes, Boss.'

"Call you back – a more important call's coming in."

'The number you have dialled is your own, you will be billed a $25.00 moron charge.'

'Remember, son, time is not money anymore - time is minutes.'

'Do you know I only ever use my phone to phone your lost phone?'

"I wanted to give you a heads-up about the caller on line three, but I see I'm a bit late..."

Public telephones/Hairdressers.

Mobile Bills