Frugal Phone User Pillows

'I'm calling now because I don't always have anytime minutes, Boss.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"I just..."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"We balanced our budget this month!"

Technology and Love

Cheapskate Cruises

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'How much did you save this year?'

"We're going to need more pets."

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"The company must save money. That's why we've got to be easy on the carpet."

'I think we may have an income problem.'

"Tap anywhere to begin."

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

Children and technolohgy

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"