Frugal Phone User Pillows

'I'm calling now because I don't always have anytime minutes, Boss.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

Technology and Love

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Cheapskate Cruises

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

"We're going to need more pets."

'How much did you save this year?'

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

"Tap anywhere to begin."

"The company must save money. That's why we've got to be easy on the carpet."

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

'I think we may have an income problem.'

Children and technolohgy

Boss, customers are asking why you've doubled prices. I'm just being fair. When the cost of coffee beans go up, everyone thinks I'm justified in raising the price of coffee. But cost increases come in all shapes and sizes. What about my new 80" tv? What about my new car note? What about my manservant I just imported from London? I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally. Greed is not a civil right issue!

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.