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Mobile Bills

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'The King of what?'

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Thermidor Dali

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

The Eternal Question

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

'Heel.'

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'