Festive Phone Fanatic Pillows

Social Networking at Christmas Parties

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Thermidor Dali

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

The Eternal Question

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

'I'm on the way!'

Man-mobile

Children and technolohgy

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

'Heel.'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.