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Social Networking at Christmas Parties

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Thermidor Dali

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

The Eternal Question

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Man-mobile

'Heel.'

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

Children and technolohgy

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

'I'm on the way!'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"