Phone Plan Detective Pillows

"Can I see the simpler phone plan again?"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Micro and Macro Department,

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Don't forget to read the small print.

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

Devil in the detail

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

"We're going to need the best forensic accountants money can buy."

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

When pedants take a break.

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

Flowcharts.

"What's the word I'm looking for?" "What's the word I'm looking for?" "What's the word I'm looking for?"

Forward Planning - The key to Success

"Yes, you paid for the product and the plan, but there's an extra charge for actually using it."

I'm sorry, sir, but the fact-checkers convention isn't until next week. Hotel.

"You've always been a poor listener Harold."

"You fix it by buying a new one."

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

A group of businessmen read a profit chart that reads "Lousy"

Home Business - Overnight Delivery.

"The little one? That's for small print!"

'I'm afraid he has sweeny flu.'

The road to San Antonio

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

Is (petroglyph symbol) one word or two?

"This is Clint. He handles the small print!"

"I do, too, notice the little things, and most of them irritate me."