Data Plan Detective Pillows

"Yes, you paid for the product and the plan, but there's an extra charge for actually using it."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Computer Expert

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

Where was I?

Terry had a computer bug.

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Privacy Conference Security

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."