Data Plan Devotee Pillows

"Of course we have unlimited data..."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Fear/Knowledge

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

'Is this the new input device?'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

Big Data Tonight

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"You've got computer-breath."

"I love your optimism."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Fur Baby

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

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'These latest figure are encouraging...'

"I'll never forget you."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."