Data Plan Devotee Pillows

"Of course we have unlimited data..."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Fear/Knowledge

21st century water cooler conversations.

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

'Is this the new input device?'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

Big Data Tonight

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"I love your optimism."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

Fur Baby

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

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'These latest figure are encouraging...'

"I'll never forget you."

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"