Phone Plan Puzzler Prints

"The phrase 'expect the unexpected' must have originated with someone trying to decipher their cell phone bill."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

"Tap anywhere to begin."

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"This plan gives you unlimited talk, hex and data."

"They're both in telemarketing."

Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence. We received a communication fro Alpha Centauri, but it appears they just pocket dialed us.

'Take a message...'

"Sure, he's ascended to a god-like state. But from what I hear, he's still on his family's cell phone plan."

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

Listenin' in

'Why Mr. Root, I had no idea you were not happy with your work here at crisis services!'

'But it's impossible for me to drive without a phone in my ear!'

'Emergency - put me through to the yoga club immediately!'

'Kids are sure different nowadays. It takes a phone instead of a pacifier to keep them quiet."

"Go ahead, I can listen and text."

Frantically overworked telephone receptionist getting severly stressed

"I have to take this call."

'When my smart phone rate increases, I think of it as giving my personal assistant a raise.'

Snobscene phone call

'We're never going to get any sleep at night until you hire a call screener!'

Man and his phone both snoring.

'Some place muddy.'

'You're breaking up.'

"If it's such a 'smart' phone why do I keep exceeding my minutes?"

'I'm calling now because I don't always have anytime minutes, Boss.'

You know, we used to be more fun.

'The number you have dialled is your own, you will be billed a $25.00 moron charge.'

'Remember, son, time is not money anymore - time is minutes.'

"Call you back – a more important call's coming in."

'Do you know I only ever use my phone to phone your lost phone?'

"I wanted to give you a heads-up about the caller on line three, but I see I'm a bit late..."

"Yeah, Saint Peter here. I locked myself out again."

Public telephones/Hairdressers.