Phone Person Gifts

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Domestic Superheroes!!

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"It is we."

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Balloon dog poos.

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"He belongs to a lawyer."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

Word on the street is that he's self-domesticated.

Thermidor Dali

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"I vow to never again bat around someone else's fuzzy mouse."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

A day in the life of a dog.

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'