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Phone being served

Domestic Superheroes!!

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"It is we."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Balloon dog poos.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"He belongs to a lawyer."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"I vow to never again bat around someone else's fuzzy mouse."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

Thermidor Dali

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

A day in the life of a dog.

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'