Telephonist Pillows

Bird's telephone exchange - Early Bird Wormcatchers, inc

'Hello, you are through to the Marine Circus. Please note that calls may be recorded for training porpoises.'

"No, this is the department for obfuscation, confusion, prevarication and hindrance..."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Do your emails stand out from the rest?

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

'What does the internet have against my people?'

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

'It's engaged.'

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"We've induced the stem cells to grow into a fully functional, organically embedded communication device. We're calling it a 'cell phone'."

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

Networking

"Come in, Wilson. I've traded my phone for some booze. Just another unexpected consequence of the breakup of AT&T."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

"You get the feeling that it's trying to communicate with us."

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

'Welcome to the rat race.'

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

Come to think of it...I could do with a showcase kitchen as it goes...

'I'm getting tired of these huge phone bills.'

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

Alexander Graham Bell sends the first text/sext message to Watson that says 'Mr. Waston, Come here. STOP. I want to see you. STOP. What are you wearing? STOP'

South America and Europe by phone.

Little Known Scenes From History: Alexander Graham Bell in prison inventing the phone so he can make his one call after being arrested.

Hello Arthur "Just checking to see that the fax got through O.K."

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