Phone Ignore Club Pillows

"If it's important they'll call back."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Modern Narcissism

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Pizza Delivery Delays

Campaign 2016

"Look, you guys call here all the time and we keep telling you - we don't tale telemarketing calls! If you call one more time, I..."

"Tap anywhere to begin."

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."

Evolution

'Ahem. No txtng PLZ."

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

Champagne cork stopping sand in hourglass

'I'm sorry but the manager doesn't like me taking calls at work!'

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

"...Your burrito is getting away."

'I hope you don't want to leave a message - he hates messages.'

'The only thing mobile about you is your phone.'

I'm away from my desk. Any message you leave won't be of any importance to me.

A frog answers a phone

'Never fails,,, The second we sit down for dinner,'

'Oh, drat. My cell phone battery is dead.'

'OMG!'