Phone Fumblers Club Pillows

"...Butt-dialed again..."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

The Walk of Shame

"Too much club."

The Communicator

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Overworked

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

Gorgeous Groovers.

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

The End of the Worker Bees

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Circus doctor.

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

'Are you two still not texting?'

'Where the hell are my clubs ?'

Woman holding two phones together.

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

'Welcome to the exercise hotline. To start a very low impact exercise program, press #1250 times.'

Multitasking.

"Gotta go."

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

Explorers Club