Phone Fumblers Club Pillows

"...Butt-dialed again..."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

The Walk of Shame

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Overworked

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

The Communicator

"Too much club."

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

Gorgeous Groovers.

His master's chill-out album

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

The End of the Worker Bees

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

Circus doctor.

Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

'Are you two still not texting?'

Woman holding two phones together.

'Where the hell are my clubs ?'

Multitasking.

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

"Gotta go."

'Welcome to the exercise hotline. To start a very low impact exercise program, press #1250 times.'

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

Explorers Club