Little Phone Addicts Club Pillows

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

The Smartass Phone

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Modern Narcissism

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Thermidor Dali

Family Time

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

'I'm on the way!'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

Pizza Delivery Delays

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

"Tap anywhere to begin."

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

The End of the Worker Bees

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

'Please, pay attention.'