Little Phone Addicts Club Gifts

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Modern Narcissism

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

Thermidor Dali

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Family Time

Pizza Delivery Delays

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

'I'm on the way!'

"Tap anywhere to begin."

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

The End of the Worker Bees

'Please, pay attention.'

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."